how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
