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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
