miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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