he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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