We're like a lot better than the average bears
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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