I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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