Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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