Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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