I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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