She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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