Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
This baby is an asshole
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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