what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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