Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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