He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
My vagina is very pro this idea
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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