my vag is so smooth its legendary
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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