Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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