Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I am spending my child support on dildos
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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