and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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