i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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