I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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