I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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