hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
ok first of all what the fuck
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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