hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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