So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Randomize
