so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
