Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
what day is it and did you see me today?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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