One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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