One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Are my feet made of real feet?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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