So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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