Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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