what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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