everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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