Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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