He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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