I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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