This girl is more easily done than said...
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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