Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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