Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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