I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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