Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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