Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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