Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
wow bdsm is so cute
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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