Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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