what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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