Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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