she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I want to be your penis for a week.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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