You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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