mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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