they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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