i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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