He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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