I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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