There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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