so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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