my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I could fuck to npr.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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