So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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