i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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