official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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